Are you ready for PART II of my EXCITING dating life? Let’s gooooooo.
Mr F (Leo, Dragon)
Nothing to spice up the start of a great convo than incest. I didn’t meet F irl but we did have an unforgettable albeit traumatic phone call. Being quite an exibitionist himself, he was extremely enthusiastic to share his sexventures. In fact, he even had categories of stories for me to choose from, namely incest, crime and even drugs. Admittedly, incest interested me the most so the story goes that he fked his cousin…and his aunt. Christ. Not just one cousin, 3 cousins. Oh, and his JC relief teacher. Amen HAHAHA. I was pretty sold by his stories because he does have a vibrant sex history; BDSM, orgys, threesomes and so much more. So that’s pretty messed up. Not planning to meet this guy either. God forbid I’d very much avoid him for the rest of my life. Oh, the Fucking trauma.
Mr G (Cancer, Dragon)
Moving on, with an age gap of 9 years, I thought I might give it a try. To be perfectly honest, I never actually forsaw meeting G in real life but his persistence was very commendable and so I did. Fun fact, we met on the day before his birthday LOL. Imagine the stress, “Hello I’m your birthday gift HAHAHAH”. Jokes aside, my initial impression was that I couldn’t tell he was 36. Background was pretty interesting, Malaysian born and bred but went to the UK to study and ended up in Singapore to work. Happens to work in the same industry as my family too. He only has one previous relationship and it was with a psychologist which was kinda cool. Honestly, I think he’s very very very comfortable being alone. I need that. There’s this cloud of calmness and safety around him which I really enjoyed. Apparently, his ex blogs too so there’s our similarities. Even our dysfunctional family background are similar. I guess it’s true; you tend to date people you find familiar. Sadly, I don’t really find him attractive per say and I kind of got homophobic vibes from him….which isn’t good.
Mr H (Pieces, Dog)
Not actually on my compatibility list but we’re not entirely obsessed with horoscopes all the time so I agreed to meet H. He’s quite close to my age and pretty much quite a hustler too. The date with him was…rough. For one, he was late and the way he carried himself… reminds me of a fkboi which was quite a turn-off. There’s this aloofness about him which got me wondering why is he behaving like that so it wasn’t a pleasant experience for me. The vibes I got, well, you know sometimes when you meet someone who is damaged beyond repair and just so set in their ways? Yeah, that’s pretty much it. Ngl the thought, “why am I wasting my time here?” crossed my mind a couple of times. That’s not even the best part, he told me that he tends to reject/unmatch fat/overweight people. I mean that’s quite shallow and mean. Besides, all his previous relationships lasted less than a year which is not a good sign. He is self-aware that its because he was emotionally unavailable for his previous partners though. I understand that at this age we’re all hustling so…I reckon he probably has his own issues to deal with. As much as it was a meh date, as a gesture of nicety, I did send him home because he lived really far and he travelled all the way to meet me.
Mr I (Gemini, Monkey)
Probably the weirdest way to meet someone, but I blurted, “Are you the one?” when I saw him loitering outside the restaurant. Thank you brain, now he thinks I’m weird. This one was as much as a hopeless romantic as I am, in fact he even got me a rose for our first meeting which was really sweet. A rather interesting background this one, he’s the youngest in the family and his age gap with his eldest sister is 14 years (IKR). A seemingly equal dysfunctional family but a little more messed up because his father cheated on his wife and has plenty of mistresses overseas and yet… they are still wed. Either way, he just broke up a couple of weeks ago (against his will) as his partner “did not have the mental capacity for a relationship but just enough for her cats”. Ridiculous I know. Great guy nonetheless, just bad timing perhaps.
Mr J (Aquarius, Dog)
Wow, this was traumatic, even for me. Probably the oldest person I’ve met so far and let’s just say never again. He’s quite established in the hospitality industry and seems to pretty well-off too. Dinner with him went pretty well until it didn’t. Ngl I borderline was gonna run away but I didn’t. Highly doubt I’d ever want to see this person again. Fuck. You know I legit think he might actually die alone. That’s how bad it was.
Mr K (Cancer, Goat)
After that traumatic date with Mr J, I’m honestly am seriously reconsidering even meeting people. But this date went surprisingly…pleasantly well. An actual decent human being to say the least. He’s actually a pawrent of two cats and dogs. IK. We vibed pretty well and personalities are pretty similar. Quite an avid gamer he seems to be though. What’s with guys and games I can never understand. Although, it was revealed that he’s pretty into BDSM. Kinky. Life’s too short to just stick to vanilla apparently HAHAHAHA Ngl he does have a boyish charm which is very attractive but in terms of personality, I somehow think it’s lacking. Hmm.
Either way, I’ve decided to uninstall all my dating apps this week. It has come to my attention that dating apps are the last place you should be looking for a soulmate (if that exists). The types of people I’ve met are in various sorts of broken and also the hookup culture is definitely not my cup of tea. Sure, it was fun until its not.
So I’m done chasing. We only attract now.
In other news, I’ve got a trip planned to Aussie. Can’t wait.
Stay safe,
D
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